Shirts by Jack Hunter
Get ready for compliments and curiosity while wearing these exclusive Shirts by Jack Hunter.
‘My God! That shirt… it’s amazing! Where did you buy such a glorious thing?’
‘Oh, it’s one of just a few Limited Edition Shirts by Jack Hunter. I picked it up from www.jackhunter.com.au.’
‘Damn, that’s probably the best shirt I have ever seen in my entire life! I simply must have one! I feel ridiculous in this… this… Ah!’
You should here expect the poor non-Jack-Hunter shirt wearer to tear off their own inferior clothing, light it on fire in the street and then whip out their phone in a frenzy of impulse purchasing. But will the Shirts by Jack Hunter be sold out? Will it be too late? Will the miserable non-Jack-Hunter shirt wearer be doomed to roam the streets unnoticed in the dried-out snakeskin they once called clothing? Will this non-Jack-Hunter shirt wearer be you? Only time will tell…
Currently available in Small, Medium and Large. Shipping included.
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